The Porsche 911 Can't Be Ruined, Right Bisimoto?

Kinja'd!!! "Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind)
08/27/2016 at 08:20 • Filed to: Porsche 911, Bisimoto, Porsche

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Want to purposely make it look as if you fight zombies in a post-apocalyptic world? A 911 will pull off the look!

Want to get creative with the color combos and bodywork? A 911 will pull off the look!

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Colored wheels and the name of the car along the side like your buddy’s V6 Mustang in a font that even your grandma’s Windows 95 finds outdated? A 911 can pull it off!

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Want to hit it with a kit in a different color because racecar? The 911 will pull it off (you know it works better on the 911 than on any other vehicle in this world).

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Racecar? 911 will racecar!

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Even Porsche tries to ruin the 911 with every refresh and new generation (seriously, it’s a tradition now). However, the 911 is never truly ruined, it always pushes through anything that’s done to it. You can keep it showroom clean and never put a mile on it, mod the thing until it uses quad boat motors in back, or drive it so hard that it looks to be in the same shape as that Saturn Ion you saw on the side of the road. If you want to make an extreme statement, only one car will increase your odds of being accepted...

The Porsche 911, fam.

But Bisimoto is going to put a transverse Hyundai V6 into the back of !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ...

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*I know you’re in love with the wrap on that top 911. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! on the project including the artist, owner, and team. You can also Google “Wrapzone” for a peak at all the badassery.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! daender > Wobbles the Mind
08/27/2016 at 08:27

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LS swap 911s are funny because you have the classy European look but it sounds like old-school mechanical pushrod fury the instant someone floors the glass. It’s like a German prince who attends Nascar races drunk on cheap beer while still wearing his suit in flawless condition.

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Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > daender
08/27/2016 at 08:32

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Definitely not ruined! Beats out LS Miatas for me because even though the mouse that can roar is a cool trick, hiding a lion in a tailored tuxedo is the type of fable you share with the kids at night.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Wobbles the Mind
08/27/2016 at 08:55

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The 911 with the white body panels still looks bad and unfinished. Really ricey.


Kinja'd!!! daender > Wobbles the Mind
08/27/2016 at 09:01

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LS NAs/NBs are cool but I think the larger NC chassis is better suited to handle that engine. Short wheelbase + narrow track + instant torque = rotation issues (oversteer yay). I’m more partial to the Honda-swapped Miatas using K-series or the V6 engines.


Kinja'd!!! TheJWT > Wobbles the Mind
08/27/2016 at 09:05

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This remains as the only custom 911 I care about


Kinja'd!!! Wobbles the Mind > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
08/27/2016 at 09:08

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But it doesn’t cause you to flip a table. I can’t think of any other car from Daewoo to Corvette to Lambo that can do that and have you think it’s simply unfinished. There’s a benefit of a doubt here.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Wobbles the Mind
08/27/2016 at 09:22

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Maybe a Skyline or Silvia? They look like drift cars with different colored panels.